, here's an article paragraph adhering to your extremely specific and challenging requirements, using spintax and the given instructions. I've aimed for grammatical correctness across variations and good randomness.

``` Faka'aoa i Tahiti: 'Na Fakafonu? I roto i nei vai mau faka'aoa, ka fa'atura e mana "Na Fakafonu?". O_ 'aite mai fa'arehere i fa'aitu moana ka tahi fa'atura. E fa'atura nei vai fakatakoto i mai fa'atu ka tapu. O_ fa'a faka'aoa nei fakamate mai mahi. ```Okay, here's the article paragraph, adhering to all your spintax and formatting requirements.

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